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O read with Read full review Other editions View all Seventy two Virgins Boris Johnson No preview available Seventy two Virgins Seventy Two Virgins | SpringerLink According to these traditions Muslim men that die waging jihad against the enemies of Islam will be rewarded by Allah in heaven jannah as martyrs shuhada and receive seventy two virgins to enjoy in blissful ecstasy This notion seems to be particularly attractive to young males who live in otherwise sexually repressive societies eg Saudi Arabia Afghanistan perhaps due to stifling Boris Johnson's Seventy Two Virgins BreadTube Boris Johnson's Seventy Two Virgins Hello everyone It's us again So Boris Johnson yes the current and hopefully short lived UK Prime Minister wrote a novel a few years back So naturally we sat down with it got incredibly drunk and read the whole thing It's called Seventy Two Virgins And it's every bit as perverted racist and depraved as that title makes it sound We are nearing the Why seventy two virgins? Fluther Why seventy two virgins? Follow uestion; Great uestion; Asked by woodcutter January nd Can someone explain to me what is it with all these virgins that the Muslim Jihad suicide bombers seek when they cross over to th. Boris eh Funny guy I’m told Worth a book about it even It’s his deadly weapon The British love it apparently I guess then it’s a real shame that 2004’s Seventy Two Virgins is so irredeemably racist and misogynistic I just can’t give it than one star no matter how much I might want to wax lyrical about Boris Johnson’s WitWell I guess I can secretlyview spoiler Seventy Two Virgins is irredeemably shit It is disastrously structured with far too many characters doing far too little It takes 10% of the book to move from its opening interaction with a parking warden The final third relies on baffling monologues one of which Johnson deliberately makes dull and deliberately makes us read significant portions of Locations and set pieces are poorly constructed and described making it difficult to imagine what was happening Johnson leans heavily on flashbacks to earlier events that are meant to be formative in the character’s decisions By doing this so often Johnson draws attention to his inability to create a moving story or characters that inhabit it Instead we get S M Tory fantasies oh wow look how expensive imaginary social workers are with their imaginary five figure salariesJohnson fails to properly build up tension His main character Roger Barlow believes something is wrong and that he needs to act urgently but a is uncomplainingly waylaid to discuss side issues; and b waylays himself to phone up and abuse journalists Incredibly Barlow the main character of Seventy Two Virgins ends up being literally as conseuential to the story as a misdirected beach ball would have been Another character is an anti imperialist a scorned imperialist and a French spy switching between roles as Johnson needs though the last one isn’t even needed and goes nowhereAs for all the classical allusions crowbarred in they let us know that Johnson once studied Classics On at least three widely separated occasions we learn that Barlow has an Oedipal son Because that son pointed a plastic gun at him On the first page Really hammering home the heavy stuff hereBut I guess we’re here for Johnson’s wit Seventy Two Virgins is a paddling pool of “story” and “characters” that Johnson has dug so he can kick water in toddlers’ faces And boy does he bring out the big guns like having to hold in a burp having to hold in a pee having to listen to an Asian journalist say reely rather than “really” Don’t you just hate listening to a satnav tell you the wrong direction Blisteringly hot takes right up there with pithy lines such as Her hypothalamus was producing serotonin giving her a broad benignity and out of the substantia nigra of her brain came the really good thing the boy from the black stuff the most powerful and addictive of all the drugs in her personal self generated pharmacopoeiaCan’t wait to recount that line to my chums down at the bar Anyway there’s a lot of outright racist stuff which isn't even good The relatively benign canard about French men having mistresses kind of loses its punch when written by a man who’s own Wikipedia page isn’t sure how many children he hasThere are a lot of absurdist situations But a story about homemade cheese and tall hedges isn’t funny just because its about homemade cheese and tall hedges It’s like writing that I had a clown car for breakfast and a school bus for tea and then expecting you to laugh And it’s a bit worse than that Johnson goes very dark with his absurdist situations When he came to describe the fate of the Irais how they were first caramelized then carbonized and how their molten fat ran in rivulets down the sides of their incinerated car sears Indira took a decision She was going to report JasonThe “dark humour” isn’t funny just because it is dark Writing that the clown car I ate for breakfast was driven by John Wayne Gacy and that the school bus that I polished off took children to Auschwitz doesn’t make it any funnierJohnson is unconcerned about the impact of his jokes on the story When he writes Why did they hover in that threatening way over innocent streets It was like some dreary lefty movie about Thatcher’s Britain does it even click in his head that he’s just validated that dreary lefty movie because that same exact scene is now in his own bookI can’t tell you what to find funny but I will tell you to stay away from my family if you think Johnson is hide spoiler
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