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Review I Love You, Beth Cooper

I Love You, Beth Cooper Read ☆ 0 ☆ Denis Cooverman wanted to say something really important in his high school graduation speech So in front of his 512 classmates adn their 3000 relatives he announced I love you Beth Cooper It could have been such a sweet romantic momemtn Except that Beth the head cheerleader has only the vaguest idea who Denis Beth Cooper It could have been such a sweet romantic momemtn Except that Beth the head cheerleader has only the vaguest idea who Denis is And Denis the captain of the debate tea. 25 Stars

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M is so far out of her league he is barely even the same species And Kevin Beth's remarkably large boyfriend is in town on furlough from the United States Army Complications Ens. I wanted to read this book before seeing the movie and I'm glad I did not because I've seen the movie yet and am making comparisons but because I can't imagine the movie can translate half the humor of this bookDenis Cooverman aka The Coove aka The Penis decides that his valedictorian speech at his high school graduation is the perfect time to announce that he is in love with Beth Cooper the head cheerleader in addition to insulting several of his classmates To his surprise Beth approaches him at the reception and he invites her to a party While sitting at home alone with his friend Rich Munsch aka Dick Munch Denis is again surprised when Beth does show up to his party with two of her friends shortly thereafter followed by her pissed off army boyfriend and two of his crones What follows is a long night of getting drunk beat up nearly arrested and sex making this the best night of his lifeThe cast of characters is huge and hilarious and I found myself enjoying all of them even though most had very few redeeming ualities Rich with his habit of citing every movie uotation Treece's involuntary whorishness Denis's penchant for uoting facts The action was over the top and Denis's face goes from a black eye to completely messed up The epilogue is inconclusive; this isn't a romance but I liked that Denis got to know the real Beth Cooper and liked her just as much as his fantasy Beth Cooper 81511 A Note About the MovieI would give the movie 3 stars The humor of the book borders between raunchy and nerdy and the movie seriously downgrades the raunchy and misses most of the nerdy since most of the nerdy humor occurs in the book's descriptions and Denis's thoughts That being said I think the movie was cast perfectly and it followed the book very closely

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I Love You Beth CooperDenis Cooverman wanted to say something really important in his high school graduation speech So in front of his 512 classmates adn their 3000 relatives he announced I love you. It started off promising really it did I'll admit it I was a nerd in high school so I can relate to Denis Cooverman a little bit He uses his time at the podium during his high school graduation ceremony valedictorian of course to criticize some of his classmates before professing his love for popular girl Beth Cooper The promising beginning didn't really go anywhere unfortunately Denis who was repeatedly beaten up and made fun of during his school career continues to be beaten up and made fun of for the rest of the book The characters are cardboard cutouts of themselves the nerdy kid the gay kid the popular girl the slut the meathead boyfriend and any other stereotypical teen comedy figure you can think ofI wanted to give up on this one but plodded through to the end on the off chance that it might get better It didn't