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Bridget Jones's Diary Free read ê 9 ò Meet Bridget Jones—a 30 something Singleton who is certain she would have all the answers if she coulda lose 7 poundsb stop smokingc develop Inner Poise123 lbs how is it possible to put on 4 pounds in the middle of the night Could flesh have somehow solidified becoming denser and heavier Repulsive horrifyiGive up totally tomorrow number of correct lottery numbers 2 better but nevertheless useless Bridget Jones' Diary is the devastatingly self aware laugh out loud daily chronicle of Bridget's permanent doomed uest for self improvement a year in which she resolves to reduce the circumference of each thigh by 15 inches visit the gym three times a week not just to buy a. I'm torn as to how to rate this On the one hand Fielding nails the humor Humor is very hard to capture in literature and I often found myself smiling or chuckling But when I wasn't I was exasperated with Bridget Jones Fielding nails her too Why do women insist on being proud of being so shallow Idiotic blind about themselves and their lives and obsessed with all the wrong things in life I didn't sympathize with Bridget at all nor did I really care about the holes she dug herself into This book is the perfect example of why I don't read chick lit I just don't relate to this definition of what women are More than that I'm embarrassed by itI also didn't buy into the love story I didn't really get why Bridget liked him other than he was there But what else than a shallow love interest did I expect from Bridget I'm glad that the Pride and Prejudice undertones were not blatant or I might of cried that Fielding so disgraced the characters I liked the way Renee Zellweger played Bridget so much than the way this is written At least in the movie she has a brain and a personality worth something and she seems a little above all the nonsense around her One of these days I'd like to read chick lit with a protagonist I can relate to but then again would it really be light and chick lit ish

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Meet Bridget Jones a 30 something Singleton who is certain she would have all the answers if she coulda lose 7 poundsb stop smokingc develop Inner Poise123 lbs how is it possible to put on 4 pounds in the middle of the night Could flesh have somehow solidified becoming denser and heavier Repulsive horrifying notion alcohol units 4 excellent cigarettes 21 poor but will. Like our narrator both funny and deceptively stylishI have not seen the film

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Bridget Jones's DiarySandwich form a functional relationship with a responsible adult and learn to program the VCROver the course of the year Bridget loses a total of 72 pounds but gains a total of 74 She remains however optimistic Through it all Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and like millions of readers the world round you'll find yourself shouting Bridget Jones is me. Find all of my reviews at so many others out there the holidays can sometimes get me feeling blah Not like seasonal depression or can’t get out of bed kind of depression like just “meh” In an effort to combat that I do things like going balls out on Christmas decorating well before Thanksgiving making giant Sunday dinners with all the fixins as soon as the leaves start to change in case I turn into a “please just go get Taco Bell” kind of Mom between Thanksgiving and the New Year and tipping the scales heavier than usual when it comes readingwatching things of the feel good rather than the stabby variety Thus is the case with Bridget Jones and her diary I’m not a big re reader but I am HUGE re watcher My family always knows I’m about to go spelunking in the basement for decorations as soon as I’ve watched Christmas Vacation usually as close as possible to the day after Halloween and it becomes hot cocoa cookies snuggly blanket and cozy reads season with the annual viewings of Serendipity and Bridget Jones’ Diary There’s just something about moments like these Oh and just in case you’re wondering if I’m a pod person I assure you I’m not In my world it’s not officially Christmas until this happens Greatest Christmas movie ever PeriodIt seems ol’ Bridge is a fail for the newer generation The only thing I can say is this is not a story that’s meant to be taken seriously so if you’re not in on the joke it definitely won’t work for you Put yourself in the mindset of geriatrics like me and Bridget “I am a child of Cosmopolitan culture have been traumatized by supermodels and too many uizzes and know that neither my personality nor my body is up to it if left to its own devices” Realize that Bridget’s inner dialogue regarding weight alcohol and cigarettes is of a “first world problem” type of confessional rather than an “I’m going to go stick my head in the oven because I’m a morbidly obese drunk with lung cancer and no one will ever love me” admission